February 2012
if a girl likes you: She will flirt with you, play hard to get, twirl her hair ect.
if a boy likes you: He will flirt with you, chat you up, talk to you ect.
if I like you: I will stalk you from a distance, make note of everyone you talk to (your friends, family ect.), I will get to know your interests and never, ever will I attempt to make a move. Then I will proceed to buy cats.
I have 2 modes on tumblr. →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
Scrolling forever and finding nothing interesting on my dash. Or reblogging everything in sight.
absolute weight loss problem right here.
friend: eats mcdonalds and is still skinny
me: eat a peanut and i gain 10 pounds
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
Ackles...
futuredeansthighholster:
A dorable
C ute
K issable
L uscious
E ntertaining
S exy
(No.1 - 4 my own gifs, credit to the makers of 5 and 6)
Every Time I Go Out In Public
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
greeneyesonly:
futuredeansthighholster:
myfandomfun:
Dean looks unlawfully sexy in an orange jumpsuit.
Damn right he does!!
He can rock anything.
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
“Fandom is focus. Fandom is obsession. Fandom is insatiable consumption. Fandom...”
– Yes.
http://hesychasm.livejournal.com/187818.html (via drinkmasturbatecry)
A Box of Lips: SUPERNATURAL: A SUMMARY OF THE... →
mishasminions:
DEAN WINCHESTER
DEAN WINCHESTER AND SAVING PEOPLE, HUNTING THINGS, LOOKING FOR DAD, EROTIC CODEPENDENCE WITH BRO, VENGEANCE FOR MOM, SEX WITH WOMEN, EPIC LOVE STORY WITH CAR
DEAN WINCHESTER AND SAVING PEOPLE, HUNTING THINGS, RESURRECTION, FEELING GUILTY ABOUT DAD’S…
“I am also deeply grateful to my partner, Misha Collins, for surprising me with...”
– -Vicki Vantoch (acknowledgement in her doctoral dissertation) (via father-christophers-combover)
The Inner Monologues of the Cast of Supernatural...
leaveittopsmith:
Jensen Ackles: I know I’m pretty. Everyone just shut up about it. If one more person tells me how pretty I am, I’m going to bang my face into a wall repeatedly.
Jared Padalecki: Butts. *giggle*
Misha Collins: WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Kale.
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
Normal person: Crying over real relationships.
Me: Violently sobbing over my otp.
“Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.”
– My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via robin-goodfellow)
Also the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
(via rrrowr)
